High Speed Wireless Device — Laser-Engraved Wood Plaque

A little humor. A lot of truth.

This laser-engraved wood plaque sends a clear message — your home is protected by a “high-speed wireless device.” Featuring a detailed engraving of a pistol alongside the bold text, this piece blends rustic charm with a firm nod to the Second Amendment.

Crafted from solid, quality wood and precision-engraved for lasting detail, it’s perfect for your entryway, man cave, gun room, or anywhere you want to make your stance known. Whether as a gift for a fellow firearms enthusiast or a statement piece for your own space, this plaque is built to last and sure to spark conversation.

• Material: Solid wood with laser engraving

• Design: Pistol graphic with “House Protected by a High Speed Wireless Device” inscription

• Made in the USA — because freedom matters

Because some signs just say it better.